Lost his marbles? Police say UBS adviser shot out 70 windows with slingshot and aggies

But according to police in Beverly Hills, one adviser may not fully grasp this concept. They claim the UBS broker has shot out 70 office windows in the area using a slingshot filled with marbles.
JUL 19, 2012
A UBS investment adviser was arrested twice this month on suspicion of vandalism -- in this case, smashing windows of businesses and offices in Beverly Hills and Encino, Calif. More than 70 windows have been smashed in the past few months in the two towns. Police believe Michael Steven Poret, 58, fired marbles with a slingshot from his silver sport utility vehicle into store windows and then drove off, according to the Associated Press. In addition to a slingshot and marbles, police found BB guns, fire arms and brass knuckles in his car. UBS spokeswoman Karina Byrne said Wednesday that Mr. Poret has been placed on administrative leave "pending the outcome of the police investigation." He is vice president of investments at the Rodeo Drive UBS Financial Services Inc., she said. He has been an adviser with UBS since June 2008, according to Financial Industry Regulatory Authority Inc. records. Before UBS, Mr. Poret was a broker with Merrill Lynch in Beverly Hills as early as 1997. Mr. Poret was released on bail and has not been charged, an AP report said. A call to Mr. Poret's Encino home went unanswered. Reports of window-breakings along Ventura Boulevard near Poret's Encino Hills home had been escalating for months, according to the Los Angeles Times. Store owners say they're now pointing their security cameras at the street rather than at their stores. The police have not uncovered a motive for the vandalism. But according to the AP, one Los Angeles detective theorized the window smasher could be looking for thrills. Stefan de Nocker owns an office building that was targeted three times. His windows cost $7,000 to fix, according to the L.A. Times. When Poret was arrested, De Nocker was dumbfounded. "I mean, I know that an investment bankers are a little nuts," De Nocker told the paper. "But you know, maybe the market is that bad. I don't get that. He must be a very frustrated guy."

Latest News

The 2025 InvestmentNews Awards Excellence Awardees revealed
The 2025 InvestmentNews Awards Excellence Awardees revealed

From outstanding individuals to innovative organizations, find out who made the final shortlist for top honors at the IN awards, now in its second year.

Top RIA Cresset warns of 'inevitable' recession amid tariff uncertainty
Top RIA Cresset warns of 'inevitable' recession amid tariff uncertainty

Cresset's Susie Cranston is expecting an economic recession, but says her $65 billion RIA sees "great opportunity" to keep investing in a down market.

Edward Jones joins the crowd to sell more alternative investments
Edward Jones joins the crowd to sell more alternative investments

“There’s a big pull to alternative investments right now because of volatility of the stock market,” Kevin Gannon, CEO of Robert A. Stanger & Co., said.

Record RIA M&A activity marks strong start to 2025
Record RIA M&A activity marks strong start to 2025

Sellers shift focus: It's not about succession anymore.

IB+ Data Hub offers strategic edge for U.S. wealth advisors and RIAs advising business clients
IB+ Data Hub offers strategic edge for U.S. wealth advisors and RIAs advising business clients

Platform being adopted by independent-minded advisors who see insurance as a core pillar of their business.

SPONSORED Compliance in real time: Technology's expanding role in RIA oversight

RIAs face rising regulatory pressure in 2025. Forward-looking firms are responding with embedded technology, not more paperwork.

SPONSORED Advisory firms confront crossroads amid historic wealth transfer

As inheritances are set to reshape client portfolios and next-gen heirs demand digital-first experiences, firms are retooling their wealth tech stacks and succession models in real time.